Great American Pastime

Yes, that's right. This post is dedicated to the Great American Barbecue. I'd like to bring to light an issue that has been plaguing our great nation's BBQ attendees for quite some time now. It's a hot button topic that all the gastronomes and dipsomaniacs are tweeting about. The fact is that 97.3% of all Americans have, at most, two hands. While you're busy walking around, social butterflying the yard, one hand holding a plate and the other moving from plate to mouth, where are you suppposed to place your delicious refreshing beverage??!!!!?!?!?

Here is my solution: always wear pants with pockets, and only imbibe in that which shall fit into said compartment.

To illustrate:



*note: best to avoid using your back pocket, lest you injure your derrière.